Archive for the ‘99 Problems’ Category

8. Understanding the Bone Thugs Let’s get real people, nobody understands the Bone Thugs.  Eazy E discovered them and even he had no clue what they were saying.  Most of us never have to worry about interacting with Bone except for when we groove to their classics.  Well Jay Z used to see them all the [...]

Jay Z Problem #7: Turbulence

Posted: March 31, 2010 by roc aware in 99 Problems, Jay Z, Uncategorized

7. Turbulence Scenario: You’re up in the air, flier than the rest of ‘em, when all of a sudden the plane starts shaking and dipping low like Christina Milian.  They call that shit turbulence and it’s scary as hell.  Now it’s been established that Jay flies a fucking lot, let’s just say he’s mentioned it once [...]